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Thank you so much, Jay, for driving me
back. My grandmother would be rolling

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over in her grave if she found out that
I wasn't getting married in her

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necklace. No problem.

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I mean, anything for my future
sister-in-law.

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But I just don't know why your
bridesmaid didn't pick it up for you.

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Well, Emily's in hair and makeup right
now, and besides, it's just a small

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errand anyways.

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Yeah, but in this? I mean, it must be
such a pain in the ass to move around.

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Yeah, it kind of is.

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But at least you won't be pulling a
runaway bride on your brother in this.

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Yeah, Gavin sure is a lucky guy.

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Oh, shit.

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Oh, shit.

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He would have loved Gavin if you'd had
the chance to meet him.

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Something blew.

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Jesus, Jay.

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You scared me.

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I told you I'd be a minute.

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I know.

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I was just going to see if you needed
any help.

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I mean, you look like you're struggling
with that.

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No, it's fine. I've got it. Come on,
Natasha.

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It's not a big deal. We're going to be
family soon enough.

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Give me.

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I remember when your grandma gave this
to you on your birthday.

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When we first started dating.

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She did?

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Yeah, she was such a sweet woman. She
really liked us together, you know?

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Jay. What?

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Jay, I really don't want to be talking
about this on my wedding day.

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I care about you a lot.

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It was just, you know it was never going
to work between us.

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We just never clicked, you know?

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You know what? We would have never
worked anyway. The whole time we were

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together, you were thinking about Gavin.

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Jake, come on. Are you serious?

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Gavin was just there for me when we
broke up.

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And... And what? You guys just clicked,
right?

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Right? Answer me.

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To answer... Jesus, Jake, what the fuck?

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Did you just come...

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You've torn us apart, Natasha. I'm just
returning the favor. Are you fucking

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kidding me, Jay?

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That's it. Take me back to the church
right now. I am not dealing with this on

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today of all days.

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Why not today? You want me to wait in
church until the priest asks if somebody

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objects to this wedding and I just say
something? Are you fucking kidding me,

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Jay? Just take me back.

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I'm not going back to that church.

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Whatever. I'll find my own ride home,
you fucking asshole.

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Wait, what?

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Missing something?

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How do you have my phone? Give it back!

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No, listen.

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We're not driving to that church until
we settle this matter once and for all.

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Resolve! Jay, this has been settled.

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I am marrying Gavin whether you like it
or not, and there is nothing you can do

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about it.

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Gavin? Fuck Gavin!

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You know he didn't even respect a bro
code? He started dating you a week after

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we break up? Like, what is that?

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Fucking bro code? Are you serious?

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Jay, we never meant to hurt you, okay?

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It just sort of happened, and we were
both hoping that we could just be

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friends at the end of this.

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Friends? You want to stay friends?

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Do you know how hard it is to watch you
and him build a life together?

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A life we should have had?

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Come on, you should be marrying me
today.

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Jay, come on.

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Where are you going? Church is like 15
miles away.

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Honestly, Jay, at this point, I'd rather
fucking walk.

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Come on, I just want closure. That's
all, that's all. I never got closure

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from you.

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Closure? Are you fucking kidding me? I
owe you nothing, and you're freaking out

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for no reason.

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I'm freaking out?

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I'm freaking out, am I?

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You know what? You're about to marry
into this family.

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I mean, we're going to be bound together
one way or the other.

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Do you really want me to make your life
a living hell?

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Every time you smile, every time you're
happy, I'm just there to ruin it for

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you? I will poison your fucking life.

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I will make sure that you do not have
one good moment.

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for the rest of your life unless you
have sex with me for good old

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time sakes and all this will not happen.

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Wait, so all of this is because you just
want to have sex with me one more time?

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Yeah, I mean, it's easy.

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Just have sex with me and you'll never
see me again. I'll be out of your life

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and you'll be happy.

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That's seriously all it's gonna fucking
take?

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That's all I want.

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Just, you know, I just need closure.

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You're such a fucking loser.

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You want closure?

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Fine.

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But make it quick.

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You look so fucking sexy.

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I'm only doing this so that you'll leave
me and my husband alone.

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And then never talk about this ever
again.

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You know I don't come fast, right?

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You better make today an exception.

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Yes, yes, yes.

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Yeah.

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Fine.

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Hurry up.

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Still right there.

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Open your mouth. Open your fucking
mouth.

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Fuck up your makeup.

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Fuck up your makeup for your wedding.

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You've already fucking ripped my dress
already. You don't need to ruin it

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anymore.

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You fucking cock back in me.

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That's right.

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Get your cup nice and hard so you come
really fast for me.

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So we can put it back.

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You know what I wanna do?

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What? I'm gonna fuck your little
asshole.

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What? No, I've never done that before.

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Well, what a better day than on your
wedding day.

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You are not fucking me in the ass.
That's ridiculous.

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Listen, you give me all of your holes,
or I'm not out of your life.

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My... Are you fucking kidding me? No, I
want your asshole.

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You've never had anal sex, have you?

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I want your ass.

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My ass was not a part of the deal.

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Well, it is now.

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Make sure you look at me. I want to see
your face today.

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Open it up like that.

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Yeah, open it up like that.

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Oh my god.

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This is so sweet.

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Oh my god.

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so fucking tight.

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I can't go inside of this.

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talking to me.

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I can't miss your mom.

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I don't want to mess up my makeup
anymore.